Jack Hughes’ teeth are the real hero

As most of you may know, Team USA won gold, and Jack Hughes put his chompers on the line for said gold. My real question is, how is his mouth still opening, never mind drinking endless amounts of booze courtesy of Pat Mcafee. I understood right after the game, just operating on pure adrenaline, that I could only imagine, but surely by the time they were back stateside, that would’ve had to wear off. And in my little knowledge/research about chipped teeth, they fucking hurt.

Look, the only chipped tooth situation I know about was when Isiah Thomas put the city on his back and led us to victory in game one of the East semis, and he missed practice the day before game two to get his tooth fixed, and that motherfucker was tough.